i don't think you're ready for this jelly.

Rian was a boy
But he turned into a toy
Why'd he turn into a toy?
Because Jack had a friend named Roy
Roy was a plastic talking rhinoceros toy
Who'd fed Jack magical cookies and make him shrink
So he could smell bad and make peach ice-tea drinks
Roy was jealous of Jack
Who was jealous of Rian
Who had great pearly white teeth.
Roy made Jack into a toy
With cookies that gave Jack the King Midas Touch
Now everything Jack touched turned into a short, stubby
fat, weird lion-looking plastic toy.
Jack touched Rian
Rian turned smelly
Everyone got studz and died looking like Flysik's belly.

THE END :)